My name is prince abwei dgwbwngdo

And I need your help.

The world’s first 100% pure bullshit ICO.


All of the elements you’ve come to expect from a real ICO, and it looks better than most of them too.

Copy and paste skills are on point.

How can I participate in the SCAM ICO?

Plexus Background Video

It’s high-tech. It’s exciting. It’s loopable.
That means we know what the fuck we’re talking about. Plexus Background, THE go-to ICO animation. As a backup, we’ve even got pictures of galaxies, lambos on the moon, and Vitalik drawn like one of Jack’s French girls in Titanic.

Responsive Design

This website dynamically changes based on your screen size. Fixed width value styling? Who does that? Why do I have to zoom in on my phone just to read the text? Why are you using Times New Roman? 

You just made over a million dollars during your token presale. Hire a goddamn web designer.

SSL Certificates

 Seriously, is it that hard to install a Let’s Encrypt certificate?

Bullshit timeline, backstory, and funding goals.


ScamToken ICO is now live!

14d 22h 31m 26s until the end of this campaign.

To secure your ScamTokens and contribute to the safe return of Major Tunde from his extended moon mission, send any amount of Ether (and GAS fee) to the contract listed below:


Ether Contributed



USD Value


Not enough to bribe any government officials.

Tokens Issued


So many ScamTokens!

Additionally, at the conclusion of the ICO, one lucky winner will be selected at random from the transaction record. One Ether will be forwarded to the Wallet ID selected.

What Our Supporters Are Saying

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I am Prince Abwei Dgwbwngdo.

I am the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. If you are reading this, I am in need of your hard earned money help to save him. I’ve tried reaching you by email over the past several years, but spam filters technical difficulties and people pretending to be me, have prevented effective communication. I apologize for that.


This is Air Force Major Abache Tunde.

He is completely made up was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spacefight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military moon base Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 as the Soviet Union was dissolved, when miscommunication between him and the flight crew led to the shuttle leaving without him.


Nearly two decades of suffering.

In the 17 years since he has been on the moon, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $21,000,000 USD. This is held in a trust at the Savings Credit and Money (SCAM) Ethereum Trust Association in Lagos in the form of ScamTokens. If we can obtain access to this monies for Major Tunde, we can buy a used Harley and stop bumming rides to work place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this monies can be accessed by simply stimulating the account with enough Ethereum transactions (since it has not been accessed in quite some time). In order to access the monies in his trust fund, we need your help.


We can’t bring him home without your help.

 Consequently, I am willing to transfer ScamTokens to you in exchange for your help in this regard. ScamToken owners are gullible as hell can exchange their tokens for fuckall nothing large sums of monies later when Major Tunde is returned to us. Since we are unable to accept USD as payment for reasons discussed earlier, I have established a special account that we can use to conduct the transactions. There are $21,000,000 ScamTokens available in this account. You can find simple instructions on how to transfer money Ether to this account in order to claim your ScamTokens here.