ScamToken ICO is now live!
14d 22h 31m 26s until the end of this campaign.
To secure your ScamTokens and contribute to the safe return of Major Tunde from his extended moon mission, send any amount of Ether (and GAS fee) to the contract listed below:
Not enough to bribe any government officials.
So many ScamTokens!
Additionally, at the conclusion of the ICO, one lucky winner will be selected at random from the transaction record. One Ether will be forwarded to the Wallet ID selected.
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I am Prince Abwei Dgwbwngdo.
I am the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. If you are reading this, I am in need of your hard earned money help to save him. I’ve tried reaching you by email over the past several years, but spam filters technical difficulties and people pretending to be me, have prevented effective communication. I apologize for that.LEARN MORE TAKE MY MONEY
This is Air Force Major Abache Tunde.
He is completely made up was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spacefight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military moon base Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 as the Soviet Union was dissolved, when miscommunication between him and the flight crew led to the shuttle leaving without him.Learn More TAKE MY MONEY
Nearly two decades of suffering.
In the 17 years since he has been on the moon, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $21,000,000 USD. This is held in a trust at the Savings Credit and Money (SCAM) Ethereum Trust Association in Lagos in the form of ScamTokens. If we can obtain access to this monies for Major Tunde, we can buy a used Harley and stop bumming rides to work place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this monies can be accessed by simply stimulating the account with enough Ethereum transactions (since it has not been accessed in quite some time). In order to access the monies in his trust fund, we need your help.LEARN MORE TAKE MY MONEY
We can’t bring him home without your help.
Consequently, I am willing to transfer ScamTokens to you in exchange for your help in this regard. ScamToken owners are gullible as hell can exchange their tokens for fuckall nothing large sums of monies later when Major Tunde is returned to us. Since we are unable to accept USD as payment for reasons discussed earlier, I have established a special account that we can use to conduct the transactions. There are $21,000,000 ScamTokens available in this account. You can find simple instructions on how to transfer money Ether to this account in order to claim your ScamTokens here.LETS DO THIS.